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Dear :iconDragonDansu:
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I wish I was a fish. I think I realized it when you put antlers on me as you ate fried cross-dressers, and I saw you carve your initials into Gandalf. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand that I get turned on by coral reefs. I'm returning your bum ring to you, but I'll keep your neighbor as a memory. You should also know that I was interviewed by Altair about our friendship.
Go jump off the cliff I'm about to build, YunaStrife.
Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .
___12____, -Your name-
I've changed some of the answers to make it more amusing for me!
1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Your imaginary unicorn shat rainbows
Red - Our toe nails fell out
White - I've become retarded
Black - I wish I was a fish
Green - I'm stealing your star sign
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I've taken a job as a ferret tickler
Pink - Your hairy back is insulting
Brown - The Yakuza want to tattoo you
No shirt - I'm possibly naked
Other - I'm in love with myself
2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put antlers on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes
3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your head
Pasta - Outside of my shoe house
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate fried cross-dressers
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Johnny Depp
Fish - In little dog's clothing
Sandwiches - At the sacficial chamber
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With my raccoon and his rock collection
4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Dance on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put sandwiches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the eyebrows off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out
5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Gandalf
Brown - My whoopie cushion
Purple - My cake platter
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My Okami plant
Yellow - My twin in Thailand
Orange - My stamp collection
Pink - Bob
Other - The crazy monk
6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
Smallville - pre-menstrual
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
American Dad - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Cleveland Show - Middle-class
None of the above - Confused
7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How uninteresting you are
Bored - That the Easter Bunny doesn't exist
Angry - That your face is at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your scooter sucks
Apathetic - That I did a number 2
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your cheesy toe
Cuddly - That I get turned on by coral reefs
Over joyous - That I'm open
Other - That My little Pony sucks
8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your bum ring
Yellow - Your alphabet soup letters
Red - Your Darth Vader cardboard cut-out
Black - Your mossy stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the space station
9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Our Godzilla outfits
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - Your photo
Y/Z - Your grades from college
10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by Altair about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked
11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - Spyro
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Templars
12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Retarded regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go jump off the cliff I'm about to build
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to the fungus in your left armpit
Egypt - Kindly dig your own grave and lie in it
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your decomposed family
Yeah but Gandalf let me use his magic staff and everything so I could carve my initials in. It reads "DD waz ere '13"
Ah I see well that was pretty nice of him to let you use his staff and everything XD